What not to think

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65342202011-07-30T22:39:20.587+01:00What not to thinkThis blog contains language and some scenes and may give offend. Parental Viewer is Advisory.Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-21321346958309012782009-10-26T21:01:00.002Z2009-10-26T21:06:53.058ZVenusian Motherfucking Aikido

I swear I have never seen anything so just awesome. I am gapmouthed in a way I haven't since the first time I heard Reign in Blood. One man did this. On his fucking tod. (Otaking, since you ask nicely)Shit. If I live to a hundred I will never come near this level of awesome. (Not least since I'd try to repeat the trick with Blake's 7, which I don't think anyone in the world could turn into a good

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-46685651031815591622009-10-19T20:50:00.002+01:002009-10-19T20:52:42.452+01:00Bloody Fist.

PWN3D!You really want to read the motherfucking comments. It makes it all make sense. Nasenbluten were of course responsible for Cunt Face, Cocksucker and Rotterdam takes it Up The Arse.

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-34466555753488485112009-10-16T19:18:00.001+01:002009-10-16T19:18:51.550+01:00Spoors

Deer: FewmetOtter: Spraint

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-1972517392744299762009-10-16T19:09:00.004+01:002009-10-16T19:15:04.605+01:00Joshua Tree National Park

And those rocks are literally at least several weeks old, and talk in their own language and some times in each others. The sky is enbluened with a gobbet of beetle wings, and there are no owl scats to distract you from the incessant hobbling of tiny gnats on their tiny zimmer frames.

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-39706199930425070932009-10-16T19:08:00.002+01:002009-10-16T19:09:16.287+01:00Palm Springs

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-77110166725154382002009-04-29T14:41:00.001+01:002009-04-29T14:42:15.609+01:00Evidently Chickentown

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-52060742892279605832009-04-28T23:38:00.001+01:002009-04-28T23:39:36.229+01:00Oh and by the way

If none of the below, or for that matter the above, makes that much sense, it is because I am generally drunk when I post here. Thank you.

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-75191144287798276732009-04-28T23:07:00.002+01:002009-04-28T23:28:06.612+01:00Myers, Briggs and Belbin can kiss my white arse.

They can do so because they are all wrong. There are actually ten types of people in the world, those who can understand Binary and those who can't.Of those ten types of people, one type are oriented towards like doing shit cooperatively and the other are into like making people do shit to self embiggen.The former type know to "discuss" with other people. The latter think that people need to be

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cherubim...ergo sum made a perceptive comment about looking forward to the world of work.Comrade cherubim...ergo sum, who quite forgetteth that cherubim is hebrew (like seraphim or chaverim) and ergo sum Latin, a mistake I woud not have permitted cherubim...ergo sum to make, upon pain of a Malcolm Tucker impersonation, can rest assured.Although I am quite drunk, I would still point out that very

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-37272625432074591592009-04-26T22:16:00.002+01:002009-04-26T22:45:43.885+01:00Hypothetically

Sometimes, working out what the fuck is going on at work requires the mindset of a natural poh-lice. A McNulty or a Freamon, maybe. That may be difficult when what you actually want to do is be all like Omar Little on the place, which if we're talking about the shotguns is often and if we're talking about the gayitude is more like "what the fuck would you want to think about the Gayness of Omar

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-5591211021678163102009-04-26T22:08:00.002+01:002009-04-26T22:14:03.629+01:00Sick Puppy Break

Get it before it's gone again. Bishops Lips, AKA Chris Morris' s cut up of the Archnigel of Cantebury's speech at the Diana Funeral.And whilst I continue on mission of offending everybody, here's my favourite Blue Jam monlogue. Listen on headphones late at night, preferably after ingestion of strong antipsychotic medicines.

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-3469913218450419462009-04-24T16:02:00.001+01:002009-04-24T16:02:58.151+01:00Thought for the day

The world doesn't need better "management". It needs better human beings.

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Obviously that means....Downset. Anger. Hostility towards the Opposition.Anger. Hostility towards the OppositionAnger. Hostility towards the OppositionAnger. Hostility towards the OppositionAnger. Hostility towards the OppositionAnger. Hostility towards the OppositionAnger. Hostility towards the OppositionAnger. Hostility towards the OppositionAnger. Hostility towards the Opposition

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-17957465948588150182009-04-23T21:26:00.002+01:002009-04-23T22:02:11.275+01:00Benchmarking

The teaching effort on the Good Ship Lollipop is to be redoubled. Analysis, and don't forget the first two syllables get the stress, conducted redoubtedly in fairness and integrity across the university's departments in all their diversity etc, has concluded that the optimal teaching load is to be benchmarked at a more efficient level. That is, near doubled.That is the good news. By the way.The

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-83168727560967195642009-04-21T19:00:00.004+01:002009-04-21T19:05:44.269+01:00Great moments in Gabber

I've got some long cathartic posts about the den of shitheads saved up and ready to roll off. But I'm now too angry to post. To the Queen of Wands. I'm really sorry. We have such a shitty attitude to contract killings in our society. i can think of no better way to solve your Stepford problem.Til then, this is the best I can do.

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-53039601105621675172009-04-21T18:55:00.002+01:002009-04-21T19:00:17.903+01:00The Class System

In my workplace, the class system is alive and well. Thinking about the fourth/third/second floor split, made me think of this.and 1) I'm on the third floor. a good few of the fourth floor wish they were too.and 2) I think it's a fucking disgrace. (And I'm sure I'll have more to say on how much I love the workplace too).and 3) These guys put it best.

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-6492284218995490562009-04-21T10:33:00.002+01:002009-04-21T10:39:19.651+01:00Saturday is Tiswas day.

Matey's Orgone and Wrongspeed are at the Foundry. I have no idea what Orgone will be playing as he hasn't told me yet. I do have a clue that I will at some stage be most drunk. The marking season starts soon. I'm already having to deal with n hundred cherubim, and it's my fucking liver, not yours.Here's your fucking flyer and stop bothering me.

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-62110201007865698272009-04-21T10:01:00.002+01:002009-04-21T10:31:07.364+01:00Back

This blog is now open.It hasn't been updated in ages mainly because my life has been so disfunctional (I am not giving in to the tyranny of English spelling by writing Dysfunctional. If it's dismiss, disappoint it's fucking dis-fucking-function. OK? well fuck off then). A lot of this has to do with the insane workplace in which I work which has the design feature of being able to drive a person

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-59958165116810083212009-04-19T17:07:00.003+01:002009-04-19T17:11:40.586+01:00Fish Pie.

One day, I thought to myself I'd really fancy some fish pie. So I went to the stall in the market , and I went to the very nice lady behind the stall "Do you have any fish pie?" and the lady behind the stall said, in her rich basso profundo, "no, we haven't got any fish pie"."Are you sure you don't have any fish pie?""No, I'm sorry we don't have any fish pie""Oh, because I really like a nice fish

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-59842201513820103742008-07-14T12:09:00.003+01:002008-07-14T12:13:23.260+01:00What I thought I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes

The Laughing Man, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 1st Gig. Referencing J.D. Salinger, The Laughing Man. The quote, of course, from Catcher in the Rye,

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Everyone has their limits!

Felonious Theloniushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09485949792176080940noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6534220.post-76702171526914181852007-06-04T23:19:00.000+01:002007-06-04T23:26:38.561+01:00The Half Squirrels

These days, they follow me everywhere."The half squirrels", I said. "They follow me everywhere. Everywhere I go so do they"For a brief moment, you seemed interested in what I had to say. I seized my chance."Half squirrels. I see them everywhere.".You looked puzzled. So I said it again." Left half squirrels, Right half squirrels. Top half Squirrels and bottom half squirrels. Even the odd front

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