Venusian Motherfucking Aikido

I swear I have never seen anything so just awesome. I am gapmouthed in a way I haven't since the first time I heard Reign in Blood. 

One man did this. On his fucking tod. (Otaking, since you ask nicely)

Shit. If I live to a hundred I will never come near this level of awesome. (Not least since I'd try to repeat the trick with Blake's 7, which I don't think anyone in the world could turn into a good idea. Challenge, Fucker).

Bloody Fist.

PWN3D!

You really want to read the motherfucking comments. It makes it all make sense. Nasenbluten were of course responsible for Cunt Face, Cocksucker and Rotterdam takes it Up The Arse.

Spoors

Deer: Fewmet

Otter: Spraint

Joshua Tree National Park

And those rocks are literally at least several weeks old, and talk in their own language and some times in each others. The sky is enbluened with a gobbet of beetle wings, and there are no owl scats to distract you from the incessant hobbling of tiny gnats on their tiny zimmer frames.

Palm Springs